How do you know if your religious freedom is being attacked?
#10. Your country or region is engaged in a decade-long war on terror. You must hide the cross on your necklace because Fox news portrays your religious group as terrorists and people look at you with disdain everywhere you go.
#9. You are
unable to marry your soul-mate because no
public officials are willing to legally join a couple that actually believes God intended marriage to be between one man and one woman.
#8. Excited by the news of your fifth pregnancy, you
are headed to the doctor for your first prenatal appointment but you
cannot get past all the zero-
population growth picketers and protestors. As they
block the sidewalk,
they yell and jeer, calling you “whore” and “human rabbit”. The
God-given life within your womb leaps with terror at the anger. When
you return to your car, you find it covered with smashed eggs.
#7. Your state allows monuments to be displayed on
the capitol lawn but the planning committee has refused to allow your
creative sculpture of the Ten Commandments even though they already have
a
Hindu monkey statue to
Lord Hanuman prominently displayed.
#6. Your vacation request has been denied for
Christmas day.
You requested this holy day off from work so that you can celebrate the
birth of your savior in prayer with your family. However, your boss
denies your vacation request and asks why you cannot simply
observe and practice your faith in early December on Hanukkah and Kwanzaa like everyone else does.
#5. Your rapidly growing
church group must hold crowded services in a two-car garage because, in your city, churches cannot be built within five miles of any of the
Mosques or other historic sites deemed as
sacred ground.
#4. The
science teacher at your daughter’s school insists that evolution is scientific fact. Despite your efforts to openly discuss
Creationism he laughs heartily and rambles on about fossils and carbon dating.
#3. You are outraged because
a particular political party repeatedly bashes
Christianity, slamming the “Bible” and “Jesus”, in an effort to
distract public attention from their own failures and impending
downfall. They have even accused the president of being a Christian!
#2. Your car gets towed by haters while you are in church on Sunday. “Christians Don’t Park Here”
signs have been posted on the street all around your church.
#1. You are forced to use
birth control in order to remain covered under your
insurance plan.
You wonder why. Clearly someone somewhere doesn’t think you are smart
enough to responsibly manage the equipment you were born with.
… And just one more thing.
You are spitting mad because your religion is not listed first on the
Wikipedia page of world religions.
There are an estimated 4200 world religions. You might be a victim of a
huge threat to your religious freedom if your religion of choice is not
listed FIRST. Let’s face it folks, the religion YOU practice is the
most important one, right? Don’t stand for being third or fourth on
anybody’s list. And most certainly don’t get caught praying to or
worshipping a God who would stand for that kind of crap either! If this
describes you, your religious freedom might indeed be threatened.
Don’t miss it! The ultimate sign of religious freedom violation is revealed below…
Religious freedom is a fundamental human right. It is one of the issues that has caused more wars, more
world conflicts and
more un-neighborly arguments at the end of people’s driveways than
almost any other topic throughout all of history anywhere on our
planet. And I’m guessing it’s the same on other similar unenlightened
planets throughout the cosmos too. Let’s face it: People are passionate
about their spirituality and religious freedom. And we humanoids seem
to actually enjoy fighting about it.
This penchant for squabbling about religious freedom is an age-old
argument that humans just cannot seem to resolve. The annals of
history are filled with infinite bloody tales of
extreme woe and violence all in the name of God. Or whatever name you personally choose to call the
Supreme One or in the event that there IS more than one:
The Supremes. (Please. Stop! In the name of love!)
The conservatives are to blame!
But who is to blame for starting all these epic feuds and petty spats
about religious freedom? A clear answer can be found in the history
books. The conservatives in every crowd have typically started the
fights. Oops…did I say, conservatives? What I meant to say was, the
people who feel self-righteous and believe they are more enlightened
than the rest of us. You know some folks like this, right? The people
who are on a mission, motivated by a desire for power and control
dripping with fear, to change everyone else’s way of thinking lest we
all rot in the depths of Hell or some other heinous fiery place. The
people who quiver with anger and throw poison darts when others refuse
to succumb to their
supposedly-more-enlightened-brainwashed-ridiculousness. Who are these
religious freedom crusaders? Hmm…. On second thought, allow me to
rewind. Who is to blame? Conservatives and ultra-conservatives.
Of course, they haven’t always been called by THAT name. They’ve
traveled through time under many names openly attacking anyone who
thinks differently. But their reasons are always the same. Holy
arguments all have similar roots and similar goals. Religious freedom
has long been attacked. Spreading one’s own belief, winning back
property, rescuing people and places that are
polluted with profanity and avenging past attacks.
The Universal Declaration of Human Rights is the key.
In modern terms? Religious freedom is attacked when somebody thinks
they know something bigger and better and then decides to force their
ideas upon others. Instead of simply being open-minded and accepting
that others simply think differently. Imagine how history could’ve been
different?
But, here’s the good news. Despite all the fear-based fussing and
fighting and the need others may have for control and power, you cannot
be persecuted for what you believe, no matter what. The United Nations
says so in
Article 18
of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. So there. You have the
right to be whatever religion you choose and to believe whatever you
want. And nobody can tell you differently. Aaah… religious freedom.
The absolute, ultimate sign that your religious freedom has been violated…
You’re shocked and disappointed as you approach the pearly gates on
the day you die to see all the Buddhists, Muslims, Tao’ists, Wiccans and
Jews being greeted by Saint Peter as they pass on through into
eternity…