Trimming The Budget

Finally, I'm back!  And, as you know, I am prone to ponderings.  So here is my latest ponder.

I've decided to create a pure capitalistic democracy.  Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, that is my goal today.  It shouldn't be too hard.  All I need to do is trim down that pesky Big Government to a workable size.  Get rid of all the 'socialism' programs that are bogging down this fine nation.  I know you are with me, because we all revel in abstract conservatism.  We want what The Donald, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson and the rest of the Republican intelligentsia wants, small government run on capitalistic ideals.  First let's do the trimming...

All these just gotta go:

1. A DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE
2. AMBER ALERTS
3. AMTRAK
4. PUBLIC BEACHES
5. PUBLIC BUSING SERVICES
6. BUSINESS SUBSIDIES
7. A CENSUS BUREAU
8. A CIA
9. FEDERAL STUDENT LOANS
10. A PUBLIC COURT SYSTEM
11. DAMS
12. PUBLIC DEFENDERS
13. DISABILITY INSURANCE
14. DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY
15. AN EPA
16. FARM SUBSIDIES
17. AN FBI
18. AN FCC
19. AN FDA
20. A FEMA
21. FIRE DEPARTMENTS
22. FOOD STAMPS
23. GARBAGE COLLECTION
24. HEALTH CARE
25. PUBLIC HOUSING
26. AN IRS
27. PUBLIC LANDFILLS
28. PUBLIC LIBRARIES
29. MEDICARE
30. MEDICAID
31. A MILITARY
32. STATE & NATIONAL MONUMENTS
33. PUBLIC MUSEUMS.
34. NASA
35. A NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE
36. NPR
37. PUBLIC PARKS
38. PBS
39. THE PEACE CORPS
40. POLICE DEPARTMENTS
41. PRISONS & JAILS
42. PUBLIC SCHOOLS
43. A SECRET SERVICE
44. A SEWER SYSTEM
45. SNOW REMOVAL SERVICES
46. SOCIAL SECURITY
47. PUBLIC STREET LIGHTING
48. A DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION [HIGHWAYS, ROADS & BRIDGES]
49. A UPS
50. VACCINES
51. VETERAN HEALTH CARE
52. A PUBLIC WELFARE SYSTEM
53. THE WHITE HOUSE
54. WIC PROGRAMS
55. STATE ZOOS

To name just a few.  I guess we can live without these things, cause we wanna go back to the good ol' days of horse and buggy government...Right?