ROCKABILLY RULES

ROCKABILLY RULES
The Rockin Johnny B

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Trimming The Budget

Finally, I'm back!  And, as you know, I am prone to ponderings.  So here is my latest ponder.

I've decided to create a pure capitalistic democracy.  Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, that is my goal today.  It shouldn't be too hard.  All I need to do is trim down that pesky Big Government to a workable size.  Get rid of all the 'socialism' programs that are bogging down this fine nation.  I know you are with me, because we all revel in abstract conservatism.  We want what The Donald, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson and the rest of the Republican intelligentsia wants, small government run on capitalistic ideals.  First let's do the trimming...

All these just gotta go:

  1. A DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE
  2. AMBER ALERTS
  3. AMTRAK
  4. PUBLIC BEACHES
  5. PUBLIC BUSING SERVICES
  6. BUSINESS SUBSIDIES
  7. A CENSUS BUREAU
  8. A CIA
  9. FEDERAL STUDENT LOANS
  10. A PUBLIC COURT SYSTEM
  11. DAMS
  12. PUBLIC DEFENDERS
  13. DISABILITY INSURANCE
  14. DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY
  15. AN EPA
  16. FARM SUBSIDIES
  17. AN FBI
  18. AN FCC
  19. AN FDA
  20. A FEMA
  21. FIRE DEPARTMENTS
  22. FOOD STAMPS
  23. GARBAGE COLLECTION
  24. HEALTH CARE
  25. PUBLIC HOUSING
  26. AN IRS
  27. PUBLIC LANDFILLS
  28. PUBLIC LIBRARIES
  29. MEDICARE
  30. MEDICAID
  31. A MILITARY
  32. STATE & NATIONAL MONUMENTS
  33. PUBLIC MUSEUMS.
  34. NASA
  35. A NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE
  36. NPR
  37. PUBLIC PARKS
  38. PBS
  39. THE PEACE CORPS
  40. POLICE DEPARTMENTS
  41. PRISONS & JAILS
  42. PUBLIC SCHOOLS
  43. A SECRET SERVICE
  44. A SEWER SYSTEM
  45. SNOW REMOVAL SERVICES
  46. SOCIAL SECURITY
  47. PUBLIC STREET LIGHTING
  48. A DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION [HIGHWAYS, ROADS & BRIDGES]
  49. A UPS
  50. VACCINES
  51. VETERAN HEALTH CARE
  52. A PUBLIC WELFARE SYSTEM
  53. THE WHITE HOUSE
  54. WIC PROGRAMS
  55. STATE ZOOS
To name just a few.  I guess we can live without these things, cause we wanna go back to the good ol' days of horse and buggy government...Right?