You're Not Dead?

So...it's been a year since Ted Nugent said, and I quote: “if Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” Hmmm. Didn't I just see you on a hunting show on cable? You mean you're not dead? What happened Uncle Ted?

Course we all know The Nuge is a hyperbolic nincompoop who features himself the end-all spokesman for the NRA. He makes wonderful statements like, “this vile, evil, America-hating administration” or “we’ll be a suburb of Indonesia next year.” [Indicating the USA if we don't elect Romney].

When confronted about the “I'll be dead or in prison” statement, The Nuge said, “So it’s funny that I might be dead or in jail. And that is so indicative of how callous and disconnected some are, because you are talking about arbitrary, punitive, capricious draconian felonies.” What ever the hell that might mean.  What hate-filled parallel universe hatched you, Ted?

So, trying on hyperbole, take this Teddy: “[you] draft dodging, diaper wearing, poaching, child support avoiding, underage girl dating, feckless has-been NRA board member. [all documented]”